Kenya Trips - Raw Fucking on First Date

 Kenya has always been an old stomping ground. After all, the country that have gifted me some of the craziest fuck buddies including a bitch that I fucked drunk, and she woke up bed wetting or another that I fucked in the taxi just few hours after pick is a tale to behold. The later one is still my babe, even though she loves to dig gold so we fall off every now and then. Still crazy and I always ensure to align and fuck her any time I visit- she is an air hostess. Super fine. Another one of my Nairobi babes supply other girls and fucks girls too. This one even came with one bad ass to Lagos one time, I think they are drug mules. Hourly shape babe. Crazy. 

But last time in Nairobi was golden.

Of course that same last time, at least three chics went down in 4 days, but one stood out. This gorgeous belle and high class babe I met in the club while just foraging alone away from friends

You see in Kenya, their gals are crazy about Naija guys. So I just left my friends in the hotel and went searching for a newbie since my Kenya babes were now like 5-4 years tenured and needed renewal. Lo and behold I saw this gorgeous damsel, massive behind with a friend with equally massive if not bigger behind. Dancing away, and enjoying a sumptuous meal and drink which they obviously paid for. I was intrigued. 

I moved in on the friend who appeared in lead and asked that I want to talk to her friend which she obliged. I collected her number and left. On way home, I texted her that we need to meet on the golf course the next day and she agreed to join me. Which came around and happened. My fella traveller who is my wing man did a good job of keeping her company while I golfed while encouraging her to come out that next night to party.

The night came and we weren’t disappointed. They took us to some crazy joint and we had fun. The two friends split us and oh boy was the fuck mad. I didn’t even mind, I took off my condom and fucked the Bitch raw while she begged for more and squirted all over. It was sweet as fuck. We bade Kenya good bye after a night of fuck and we are still going to enact it very soon again. 

She sent me this to celebrate after 

Matured Tales on the Trail

 So of late, my taste of fucks has been tending towards the rather hard to get but also not too hard. I spoke of the Pro-Fucks in the last tale, these are not too far off. Pro Fuck Freaks is their name.

There is one who is a manger at a finance house, I met her through a friend. For the longest time, she played coy that she didn't want to be bedded, but my friend had told me she was a freak so I played along. I remember one time she hooked up with me at a hotel, and showed me her chat groups of porn and all. still she refused to fuck. I let her go. She now wrote me a stinker that I should not have tried to touch her. In my mind, I was like - "fuck off". My guy already told me this dead drop gorgeous Igala chic could fuck as another third friend had been messing with her and he only passed after his JT won't respond because the girl kept treating him like an elder brother. To preserve my reputation as a ladies man, I had to persevere. LOL

Anyway, I figured quickly the chic wanted terms of engagement. She first tried to tax me remotely, but for some reason despite her beauty, I was resolute. I refused to give her nothing for nothing. Funny, that has been the hallmark of our relationship since then. She absolutely today asks and demands for something after we fuck, even though I know she doesn't need it - she makes her own money. But for her, since I started it  that is what it will be.

So she sha wanted deposits after a failed confirmation and doing me shakara. A project was coming due, and I had a lot of free cashflows. In any case, I obliged. Very quickly she opened legs. The first day we fucked was glorious. It was nice conquering a beauty, she was a beauty and she can fuck. Ol boy, all yellow with beads on her waist and very wet- my God it was beautiful.

One thing about this Igala damsel is that she can fuck anywhere and she goddamn daring. If I want to oppress my boys, she is my go to babe for all nighters these days. She wears skimpy, and don't mind getting fucked in public (we did once behind a pool) and recently agreed to have a threesome with a chic that ate her all out. Fuck me. She is hawt. And she is scared of getting pregnant, what is there not to like. LOL.

This sex video reminds me so much of her moans especially when we fuck in the bathroom, one of her favorites and she never tires.

This Yellow Paw Paw is for the ages..

Next Time, lets talk about Older Lady that obviously carries a big asset and loves the dick but is overusing her tactics and the beautiful foreigners we call our road wives...my lady of Juba, I hail o.

The Pro-Fuck Lovers

The sweetest thing about getting older is the enhanced quality of the pussy you fuck. Truth be told tho, once in a while one do crave a skank whore or two - lol, especially since they offer themselves like one just did before I started typing (my squirting whore), but heck, quality is quality. 

When it comes to top notch quality, Abuja has them in good number. I have to say, Lagos chics no matter how professional are hardly quality. They’re usually the commercial type whores or the overrated office freaks. But Abuja has some good quality chics to die for if you know where to find them. Some time, they find you though.

So I’ve been building a good quality array of them in a little while and I have to say they constitute 70-80% of my regular fucks aka concubine aka chics I fuck raw. Why? Because they’re loyal and we have a lot more than just fuckin together. 

I call them the Pro-Fucks. They have work (employed not just hustler-entrepreneurs, which means regular income and not dependency).

The top one is a TV news anchor whom I met a while ago through a mutual that introduced us. This drop dead gorgeous Northern princess was in my first meeting discussing serious matters and I had a hard on. No sooner we got talking, I realized we had a lot in common. I have to say she grew on me, but this chic has the best pussy bar none in Nigeria if not Africa. A multi-orgasmic freak, she is now addicted to my dick. She professes her love to me and I have to say after 6 years I may actually have feeling for her. My greatest turn on is to watch her on TV, oh my baby girl is hot. Oh well. 

The second one came my way when she was serving. I remember she was with her fellow corper whom she apparently was dating in a restaurant when I cornered her on the way to the bathroom, and some four years ago she came to my lodge just couple of days later and went straight to ride the dick. Even though she has some little psyche issues she has been a dependable fuck as well for the last four years. She is a real freak who has like a collection of toys, makes sense if one consider she was sexually abused as a young girl from like age eight and so naturally has a high sex drive. The day she told me I reconciled her psyche issues with her sex drive and weird behavior . But whole, a dependable fuck. Good thing also I know she will abort a baby in a minute. Lol. 

The rather interesting one  is a real estate agent turn media professional (weird, all four are in media thinking about it). I met her on the Facebook page of a mutual friend long time when I was abroad and when she was hot and younger. I remember hitting her up & the friend who then fancied her sending me a stinker to not contact his girl. I let things be. But still followed when page. Years later, kept seeing this chic become so ravishingly voluptuous that I tracked down her work and figured how to reach her in Lagos. Set up a first business meeting pretended to be someone else and being a house buyer. Well, lets just say that the first meeting led to the second which led to her fucking me and still fucking me years later. This chic is so high end that senators and governors make offers and she refuses but I managed to bed her after one meeting! Lol. And she has been addicted. Her own addiction is so bad because she gets envious of my other chics but she can’t leave. Recently she moved to FCT, and my regular dicking her has made her lose sense of everything. We’ve done it at work, in the office, in the car, in the club - she craves me sleeping over too. Such a nasty whore. One thing about her is that is that she is a hard worker though, but can be demanding and jealous. Kinda scared of her being pregnant tho, even though I know being from a good home she won’t keep it. But she will blackmail me maximally. She is also quite “open” on the freak level unlike the first two, whom I can say are the wifey material who won’t be quite open to things like swinging.

Last in the Pro level fuck scene, is a more recent addition. This one na Lagos based. I met her over the holidays. She works for a media company that came to conduct an interview with me. Through it, I saw she was distracted as an interviewer and wondered why. Anyway, cut long story short I gave her my card and lo and behold she called me in the New Year. We hooked up and lets just say it was chemistry and love at first sight. It is still fresh love and she is quite young, but I like that she is easy and trusting. She is also not greedy which is a turn on. For her she will do what I say when it comes to the removal scene, but oh boy- she is a good fuck. I’m yet to explore the freaky side of her like teasing a swing, but I bet she won’t be too off putted by it. 

Story of my life…I’m so horny now let me jerk off. 

 

The Petite Gift that Gave Later, and Still Keeps Giving

​So it has been nearly five years since I posted last. Probably one of the most performing 5 years of life. Did a lot, built lot of companies at home and abroad, lots richer and my black list is a lot longer. Been fucking a lot. Women can’t say no to a monied man. Yes if I never said, I got married about 11 years ago, so half the time I’m I started humming but I still fucked. With the age of Tinder, just within 5 years, I have doubled my numbers. Fucked the 381st chic this week. She was brought to me by this gullible Arewa chic that I have that thinks I have to fuck all her friends (story for another day). May be I should be more selective going forward?

Does my wife mind? Probably. She is the wife. She knew I was a philanderer but she likes being with an important person. So how does it matter? Women like bad boys. Some time she breaks down about it, but I never hid the fact that I liked and will continue to love multiple pussies. It is a way of life. But she gets taken care of. So what matters? May have more wives in the future - yes started keeping concubines in 2017 as promised, 3-5 of them have grown on me. They may get promoted. We fuck raw and heck, if they deliver a baby I won’t say no. Bitches.

The one that fits this wood the most, is probably the one I wrote about here before here. Yes, the first real girlfriend in secondary school that got dis-virgined by another guy in college after she broke with me when I left secondary school and abroad, and felt so guilty about  it enough to beg me when I returned back about 5 years later and didn’t care but she still felt we had a future. Women are clowns. Lol. 

So gist was that the she heard I was getting married she broke down at my company where she was interviewing. Lol. Women are so delusional. 1. We are not same class even from parental standpoint. You should have been grateful that I even dated you. 2. You got in on your teenage self and moved on, and later regretted it when you realize you missed out on a prize.. 3. When we meet again, you were just an unchecked fuck, take an L. I turned down a few of them from ex school mates, but you were necessary to humble you. 4. After we fucked, after you were disloyal you really think I will marry you? You dwarf simpleton. Lol. She is not that tall I swear. I can’t bear the thought of short kids. 

Anyway, she turned down the job I wanted to offer her. She blocked me for few years and then again around 2014 we- reconnected 

This time she was a grad student and working at MTN. Lagos boys had thoroughly fucked her so she was more free and she told me. She played me a little bit eventually got fucked. She was small sweet fuck and desperate. I enjoyed messing with her brain. By 2018 she was going no where and begged me for a job. I asked her to work for one of my friends, didn’t work out and eventually had her work in a company I was majority shareholder. She moved to FCT and there began our odyssey. 

Omo, she was the side fuck and she knew while hating it. She was envious of my wife, and we had several escapade in the car, in the office, everywhere . She will just fuck me and come to office looking like she never met me before. She was a pretty good side chic. When she has scarcity of dick you can tell because she will call me like during the lock down. We fucked so much. Yes folks, COvID happened! Damn. 

After COVID, I had some issues and she will try to play emotional support. I spurned it of course because she always has an agenda. I finally agreed to fuck her raw after all these years- I mean, I dated this girl from when I was 11/12 and here I am 25 years later just fuckin her raw. I don’t trust her. She seem to be the little diabolical  conniving bitch  too , so na to dey careful. I enjoyed fucking her outside in her compound . That time she was so wet and dripping. She lived in that compound mostly alone. And she was a cheap fuck not to lie. 

Abuja life sha. With 10-20 new bitches a quarter, who has time for a old GF hag? Anyway, Las Las she was okay. She just wrote me last week that she JaPa. No notice, nothing. She just left. She hinted me before that was her life ambition but hey, she executed. Last she sent me a WhatsApp message from Jand that she is there and I can stop by. Makes two chics I used to screw here that are in jAnd and are offering. Lol. Thanks- Jand will be a sweet fuck from hence one. Crazy girls.  We just got off a call, you can tell she wants to start doing video/sex chats. Omo, I'm too busy/tired for that shit. LOL.

PS: This blog just reminded me of Lat - the pastor's kid i met in a club when hanging with hot dumb chic, and who brought a dildo to the first date. Crazy. 

Talking about selective, the quality of chics have gone up quite a notch. Spent this weekend with an instagram slay queen - an influencer with almost a million followers. This chic is drop dead Barbie (the story of the real Barbie, another for another day..). She definitely has gone under the knife. Met her with a friend shooting a scene in Abuja. Happens she was going to Lagos the next weekend like me. We had dinner in Abuja, I started squeezing a bad ass body and no sooner was she playing with my dicky.

First night I got into Lagos, we tried to connect. She was out late, and I was out too visiting a friend. After trying to connect that night, I think I slept off briefly and she went home. Next day, I called her and she didn't make it in time until last hour before I needed to go out. She finally came to meet me at an Ikoyi Hotel. As soon as she walked in you can tell she wanted to fuck. 

Bitch brought out my dick and starting licking it. She had a tongue ring. This is something I had been fantasizing about for a minute. She sucked well too. I almost busted a nut in her mouth. She started shaking hard as I fingered her. She quickly mounted me (may be it was because I had a meeting, but it was quick and forward). Before I could say Jack Robinson, this chick without a condom on mounted me and started riding me hard - raw! First time, this shit ever happened to me. I didn't even bother. 

She fucked me with her big ass and bad ass boobs, and juicy pussy until I exploded just outside of her with my cum all over her massive barbie doll ass. She was heaven. She quickly cleaned up and I gifted her a nice package. She left and told me she will see me in the New Year. I fucked your Instagram Queen. LOL.

Next Time on here...lets talk about the professional fucks - the journalist, blogger, real estate agent and the interviewer. Much to catch up on. LOL.

 

2017- The Year of Tinder, and the Stable Bitches

2017 is almost drawing to a close, and if anything I have to remember this year as the year of fucking so many tinder girls and also having more stable rabble of bitches in my life. Just in the nation's capital, I have three stable chics: 1 Fulani Chic, 1 Hausa Babe and 1 Igbo girl (the girl through whom I have fucked eight friends: and counting!). The last one is a story for another day - I mean, Vic (real name) is a chic I met through a friend of hers whom I started fucking when she was just in university (may be 17 or 18) and who have fucked 8 chics through indirectly. They keep giving me their friend, and their friend give me their friend. Vic herself is a lesbian, and she keeps giving me her friends - so I'm not complaining. I fucked one recently actually, and they like telling her. Thinks it turns her on. Vic tho is one go getter babe- she is now into real estate. Horny as fuck, she is the one chic I eat her pussy. Clean as fuck, and yellow- she is one girl to die for. Even tho, she will fuck the next pole and I know it.

Ugo Ass Set Up

Speaking of tinder, yes- It seems Vic and I have a thing for it. I caught her on it recently which perhaps made me finally delete the damn thing. I mean, tinder turned me from recovering addict to a pure addict. Another thing is the level of desperation of tinder girls. This year alone, I fucked at least 40 tinder girls. My stats so far at the end of 2017: 198 Girls Fucked, Several 3somes and 2 Trains. Friends fucked? My specialty. LOL. Another specialty is video taking, I have 45 scenes at least and may be more of the 200 chics in my archives! LOL. Sometimes, the girls even send me their chics- and videos like Hope Amanda whom is doing so below..

Ugo Shakes It

The year begun with Emmanuela Ugo, a tinder bitch from PH who prides herself in being a Porn Star on Snapchat. Her into videos below is up. She was a lazy fuck, even though she makes so much noise. The girl is certified crazy, smokes joint like mad but not such a great fuck afterall- lazy, lazy , lazy. She has had 9 abortions! Only 24. Mad person I say.


 If you think this was the craziest fuck ever from 2017, then you're mistaken because it happened in January. The story of Amanda (Real Name: Hope Obianuju Iwuoha) is crazy. First spotted her with a huge behind in the club in Abuja. Ugly face but massive nice behind I must say. Wanting to tap it, I gave her my number and she by herself followed up. After badgering me repeatedly, she came to me one night just to fuck in one of my lodges. The bitch was dripping wet. I mean she was literally cumming on my dick..I mean mucus all hanging from my dick, sloppy wet. Being a great fuck, I planned to keep her like my 2017 plan called for. Bought her a phone, and then even paid for her mom's treatment. Then she struck, and stole my money when we met last. Let us just say, that is why you have her full name and pussy pics below now and of course her video is here - for your enjoyment. Mad girl. I have cut her off after she returned 10,000 or the 30,000 she took. #Bitch.

Hope Sent me This, when I bought her a Phone

Another Shot of Hope's Behind

 I have to say that Hope could be a sweet girl. She said she wanted to do reality show in the future but she is desperate. I guess this screws it for her.  She claims to be a student of Madonna university but I doubt it. A real hustler she is- and very dangerous. Sweet fuck as you can see though in this video uploaded:

https://smutr.com/v/13652/

 Shout out Bitch Thief!

 
If anything, Hope Amanda taught me to be more careful with chics in Nigeria. Poverty around here is desperate. People would do anything for money. One has to pick his battle. Hence my decision at year end to delete Tinder all together. I have at least a bank of 100 numbers, and probably 3-4 that I like to fuck. One desperate chic Freda is on there - see video below- pastor kid, and likes to keep fucking me too. So I think I can move on. Moreover, risk of being seen by responsible but irresponsible chics too..lol

2017 has been a helluva fuck year. I hope to be more responsible in 2018. Fuck more international. One chic in SA has been been begging for it for ages. She has begun to send videos. More on that next year. Also some exotic focus in 2018 and my threesome with 2 desperados in Abuja, 2 friends in Lagos and 3 outliers including one in Calabar need some 2018 steady check up.

#StayProtected

A SexThief

Not sure why chics like to Steal these days. You fuck, I pay you then you rip me off? This Skank  I met at one Abuja club. Big fat ass but face is ugly as fuck. Her name is Iwuoha, Obianuju Hope. She came over first time after just few texts and bitch was dripping wet, warm pussy and creaming. Obviously a freak, she gets a good rip off from behind. After she leaves she starts begging for money to buy phone. I obliged being a good guy. Don't even know her from Adam, but heck- the poor needs help.

Click to See Video

After few weeks of buying her a phone, she start barraging my phone saying she loves me- fucker. I told her to fuck off. And then every now and then, she tries to call- quickly she earns the block treatment. Hoes have to keep to their lane. Anyway, she calls me couple of weeks ago saying her mother is going blind. I was broke but still helped. It was as such a surprise when last weekend while I was in Abuja she called to say she was around and wanted to fuck. Of course, I obliged even tho I was in no mood for ugly bitches. My No 1 and 2 were in town- pretty face and all but hey, we have to take one for the team. Only for the idiot to steal my money. This one na Sexthief. Ole. Enjoy her video- I have more coming. By the way, she attends Madonna University..

Speaking about girls and stealing. I took Concunbine 2 and her friend who introduced her to me, and who is her bisexual chic mate to celebrate  her 23rd birthday yesterday. Her friend was introduced by another model whom I met through an agency when she was only 18 and i used to bang quite often (see picture above- don't confuse with video). Long and short friend of Concubine 2 fucked me after friend  whose friend with above introduced her. Friend became jealous I guess from lavish attention on Concubine 2 last night and decided to steal my cologne. Let us just say i didnt find it funny and now my cologne is on way back. Why do girls steal?

Life on the Road & the Long Chain

Life has changed in the last 3-4 years when I ceased publishing stories on here regularly. I've started working as a mercenary of sort across Africa, frequenting various cities, meeting crazy French West African, Swahili, Zulus and bull shitter Anglophone chics. Africa is fun- with less than $50 you can unload a nice bucket of semen into a woman and she will thank you for it. of course you don't want to do that- these chics fuck anything with two legs and a third dangling between it. They have no loyalty; they fuck you, give you their friends and fuck your dad.

Speaking about giving friends, I've been part of this crazy multi-ryst, can't be tryst- for the past 3-4 years. It started with meeting this young 18 year old from a Page 3 advert in one local Nigerian newspaper.  Called her from my office in Yankee, and scheduled to see her when I landed in Naija.

I went straight to an airport hotel type in Lagos when I landed, and this lost tiny little girl that had insatiable appetite for sex and risk graced me. In the first night, I treated her impressionable self with a nice dinner, flipped on my Camera and fucked the shit outta her. She came like five times. After we were done, she wanted to introduce me to her friends. Wrong move. She was looking for sponsor, boyfriend, sugar daddy and pimp all rolled in one- and I offered her myself.

In quick order, TMA organized a party for her friends and mine, and before we could say Jack Robinson, my two friends (one from yankee) and I were in a club in Ikeja with them. It was fun. Her tiny self could barely handle the drinks even as she was so fiestily jealous of the attention we showered on two of her friends that came along with her. When we started going home, we figured to let her be quickly and focus on the two sober crazy chics with us.

At my friend's 3 bedroom home, we quickly put them in three rooms, and the fucking began. First my friend from Yankee went for the baddest of the bitches and that one with a hot body started collecting all kind of fuck. I was later to understand she was engaged to a white guy- who cares! When my Yankee friend finished, the naija one went in and rammed her good. In the mean time, I kept my own babe company so she won't spoil show. She was somewhat rowdy - saying we should stop fucking her friends.

After a minute of talking her into being calm, while I heard the bad friend moan and squirm from the two dicks she was getting, my naija guy knocked on my door and signaled it was my turn, I quickly scampered out to find my yankee girl already trying to fuck the better chic in a third room while the bad girlfriend of TMA was waiting for me butt naked and backing the air. I wasted no time as I heard my babe complaining loud that I should not fuck her friend. Who cares? All y'all fucked up. I slipped my dick in her juicy bad friend who moaned in response in no time. I offloaded, cleaned up and soon went to the third room. Apparently the chic there had resisted my yankee friend, I in no time told him to leave and went on to persuade her. After few minutes, I fucked her. She couldn't withstand the sweet tongue. She was tight and not wet but she allowed me a few strokes and I dumped a second round in her before cleaning up and heading to TMA.

When I got back in, my friend was already fingering TMA. Which gave me the better excuse to fuck her friends the more. After he excused us, I went ahead to fuck her raw as well. Who cares if she got pregnant. Heck this stupid chic already had two abortions. Her brother disvirgined and impregnated her she told me. Stupid girl goes to Deeper Life and yet can fuck a bottle. Messed up chic. She also told me how her cousins and relatives fucked her from a very young age. Mine was the least.

Fast forward to the morning - with 3 girls fucked, we woke them up and took them to the motor park. We gave them TP and that was it. I cant remember - couldnt be more than $10 each. Cheap diploma chics. Those were good times, before Lagos girls started demanding $50 on the back of oil boom. LOL

But this was not the end. For months TMA won't talk to me. She insisted I fucked her friends against her wish until I finally begged for forgiveness. Whatever tho- she came looking for me next time with her girl Xsti whom she had been taunting me with. First time, they both came into the hotel she slept in my bed with her and didn't allow me touch. It was a torment, but I scored an easy one- I got Xsti number. I followed up with a call and one call led to another including Xsti's resistance herself and we started being familiar even tho no fucking. Xsti was a broadcast/actress chic with big boobs. Ol boy did I want to fuck her for a long time. After a while, she came one day with another friend (Warfi) , who was lesbo I think. Xsti introduced her friend, and then proceeded to pretend this was another chase.

But I knew instinctively the moment she walked that she was horny. As Warfi watched, I then proceeded to fuck Xsti for the first time. Making girl number 3 from TMA to me. Even then, Warfi and I quickly exchanged numbers even as she watched me fuck her friend. I fingered her quickly also under the sheets while Xsti went to clean up and also while Xsti slept. In any case, the very next day - Warfi came and I fucked her good also - all by herself. She was one annoying chic- talked too much and quite skinny but could suck a mean dick. Lets call her Girl Number 4 from TMA's long chain.

It took another 4 months for Xsti to bring me another chic when my boy Mortar called a Friday Night out. The new chic (Yella) was given off to one of our third wheel Rambo that night but I also collected her number. She was the finest ever. Lets just say it took a week for me to be fucking the living day light out of Yella who became Girl Number 5 from TMA's long chain. I won't fail to say that Warfi fucked Mortar that night when we first met Yella. Today, I probably fuck Yella more than all 6 (and she has gone onto give me chics of her own- story for another day) but not until I got a seventh add-on to the chain.

The seventh was interesting because TMA, Xsti and Yella bragged about her and how I need to fuck this chic we would call Rivers. Rivers was supposedly a lesbian partner of both Yella and Xsti. She was lesbian first and so was tight. In fact Yella claimed she introduced her to fucking boys. I have to say she was the most innocent, sweet person I ever met. Just late in 2016 we met up when Xsti as usual the connector par excellence brought her with her. First night was easy. I fucked them both with same condom- meaning they fucked before. They didn't even complain. It was the best night ever. Two lesbians sharing one man is always seamless. No jealousy. 

I have to confess tho that Rivers being younger was sweeter. She moaned better. Body was better and one couldnt ask for a better fuck. I ensured to call her back more often than others and today she is my official default chic when I'm in Lag. I have to say she is also not greedy like the rest. Never counts money when she collects it- she is a sweet person and I can easily impregnate her if I have a mind to and not mind. A keeper, she fucks good, smells good and kisses like an expert. I may be secretly in love with her unlike greedy Yella who loves money like mad and would pretend she doesn't fuck the whole crew- hate her!

Next time, I gotta give two gist on the road in Africa - Liberia, the Ghana Night to Remember , the Cameroonian Captain and the Kenyan Troublesome Twos. Love Africa.

These Club Fucks

I was not pathetically good at finishing off club freaks in my hey days. Short of one slaughter here or there, it was generally inconsistent. I do better with chance meetings at airports, public places, parking lots or even at events than clubs. But my success rate of recent has been alarming. Especially when I visit the US.

One of such fucks was the one I landed about two years ago at a Toney Htown club frequented by my peeps. The girl Krys was sexy as fuck. Everything about her dripped, "I'm fuckable". She was with her sis when we met. Her sister was drunk but you could tell she was the wet one. I followed up on her and exchanged numbers. She is divorcee, one of those crazy ones with kids and all.

I got her to my crib, too her out and came back to do some blistering fucking. She was slippery and dripping all over. After two or three fucks, she started becoming greedy tho..think she has been hanging out around your people. Anyway, I quickly discharged her. But go to lay her every now and then. Recently I smashed her at a nice hotel near town, and she wanted to get paid. These girls.

The Stripper...with 7 kids!

Another one was a stripper I met in another neighborhood. I was with another of my recent Jamo additions who was introduced by a mutual friend(story for another day). I'm certain this stripper is looking for me now, cos I supposedly -"owe her a gift". Let us say, she is dreaming. Oh well, I smashed her on New Years eve, and came back . She is a mother of 7! Scary shit, but she hot as hell.  She is on some shit tho, and likes being spoilt by super rich boys. Not my cup of tea. I fucked and dumped her after twice meeting. Worth it tho.

The story went down that she refused at second instance to fuck unless I gave her something. After dining I fingered her in a pant less outfit in the car and realized how wet she was. After much toasting we got a room, and banged our brains out. She is still expecting a gift. 

A more recent quick hit and run was this massive ass chic I met at the parking lot of an upscale joint on a week day. The girl is into hair and stuff, and she had quite the back side that look smashable. Upon talking tho , I realized she is also divorced and looking for something permanent which I can't offer. Anyway..I figured I needed to hit it regardless.

Chic with Massive Ass..now you understand..lol

Long story short, after one month thru the test and bull shit this girl unveiled her entire freedom to me. She called me up one day at work and said, "do you want to do lunch?" You could tell she was horny as fuck, as she haven't been calling me. Well, I obliged as I was beginning to get frustrated at waiting for her to give it up. Upon meeting at a local diner, you can tell she was focused on getting dicked.

She talked me into dropping her off at my apartment after we bought some Moet. And then she went off. She took off the entire stuff, and started playing with JT. Even my roommate entered and she didn't stop. Then she asked that I dive in the pussy while she played with the twat and my dick for like 30 mins. She was moaning and splattering; she was crazy.

After all that, I slipped on a condom and proceeded to fuck that pussy in every way I could. It was nice waiting for, but I have since dismissed the nonsense! Can you imagine the idiot want me to bring her food at work? What impudence! ???

Next Up..these Jamo things. My fake Trini and Real Jamo runs.

Break in Transmission...ma bad.

My people, sorry for the break in transmission. I promise, I'm not talking of Ebola even though people are scared as shit in the entire West Africa. It has been nearly a year and hal since I updated these pages. And I've been busy fucking as usual. Chei..God forgive me.

Bitches are dumb. They will fuck you if they think they can extract shit from you. But as a sharp guy with lots of babe knocking, fuck and waka is my policy. Where do I start, is it the Jamo chic I fcked after she moved to H or he friend that fcked me after she met us together? Is it the chic my buddy brought and we ran a threesome on, and who is now begging for it on the DL. The galleria chic I met at OTC is mad, tried to hook up with her again but I had load to fck at OTC this year and missed. She started raining abuses on me via text-blocked! LOL. Birthday girl is also gone now, she is fckin some guy now called Husband. poor guy; but not until I flew her to Vegas and fck the crap out of her. Big Girl is still fcking i.e. North Carolina, as is TC. They won't go away, pussy is stuck for life! Got two regulars in LasGidi too now; may be just added one..story for today.



My African tryst are crazier. East Africa was the shiznit, the girls over there will fuck anything and they crave Nigerian dicks. Got me some massive asses in a space of one week in three countries. Shit! That place is not good for popes. And ol boy, the girls are cheap. Drop $20 for cab fare and they keep thanking you the world over. They won't go away too!

Not been in Douala for a minute, but the capital keeps on delivering. There is this massive ass uniformed bitch that almost broke my back the last time. Five hours marathon session. Got it on film and then it got corrupted. Oh snap! I tried to recover the file ; which it did but not seamlessly. Ghana is another one, is it the quickie before I got on a flight. Or the twosome my bud die gave me, and one that came all the way to yankee to screw me. Chei! Then there is the hotel whore. Ghana is too easy but I stay away for the fear of Ebola.

Naija, o naija and her runs babe. One time, I had the luck of running into these foursome bitches at a Lekki club; including a sibling. I fucked all four when it was all said and done. But only one is still on the dial today. That one even said she is down for a porno movie. Massive ass too! That yansh is to die for, only that she took like money.




My most recent one is the gist for the day. So this chic I met at a joint more than two years ago. I was there with my then Las-Gidi regular; a really pretty but uncolorful chic. I mean this chic is so cute but had no personality. So she can pretty much be ignored until you wanna fck. Story for another day. Well, we're in the club, and I sight this pretty thang. Looked like a hooker but not too sure. Tatoo all over, you can tell she stayed in the West before. I approached her and bought a drink, she accepted and we exchanged numbers. As suspected, she had an accent.

Fast forward, two years later. We tried to meet several times, no success. So I just called her when JT wanted to be fed. She obliged immediately even though she left her dad's church from revival (pastor's kids!). Ordered a cab and came over. Still pretty as ever but with some weight on, I ordered her food and drinks and she was game the moment she entered. Let us just say this chic was a certified freak.

Once the lights went off, she brought out her toy (well prepared) and started playing. The ass was massive..and she was ready.  I fucked the massive ass from behind, ploughed her in all types of ways that the condom broke twice. While I'm sure she got some of my sperm in her, she is a big girl and can handle the consequences. I quickly deployed both times and sanitized cos these girls aint loyal.

She woke me up on the day I left LG with a nice BJ and rough sex to top. Let us just say she is my newest regular. Bad girl; daddy must be proud! Ashawo. 


PS: Next time, I will tell you the tale of the girls of Rio or Dubai? Or perhaps my girls of Sun. Or my LasGidi club solo club pick up now turn ex and current regulars. Or the crazy H Teases(shout out to the chicken heads!)  Lots of story, so we need to bunch these fck fests into groupies! Hmm!

My list have no exceeded hundred. 200 here we cum. Bitches need a good dick.

Galleria Fuck..LOL!

Okay, so it was the popular OTC week and I flew to Houston to participate. All my African folks were in town last week as usual and I joined the fray. Quick hope was Lagos-IAH, and some chics were heartbroken..but heck, who cares?

So I was just window shopping and rear ending some nice looking bitches, as I headed back to the car when I saw this fine thang. First I moved on.but upon coming past she smell good and I figure she was needy- you know the aura. Just about entering the car- I hollered. First she had the fake British/African accent- yellow as funk, she had a big ass and big boobs. I figured she is naija..she said she was mixed (Trinidad and Nigerian! LOL). Who cares? After busting nuts.. you could be from space for all I cared.

My goal was to figure how to fuck this Bitch within 24 hours, as I leave on Friday (met her on Tuesday). And she made it really easy. First she kept calling me like crazy that first night after turning down an invite to join me at a party. She wanted me to join her....lol,I laugh. Why would I? I probably fucked like half of your home girls before and can't afford that introduction! I ignored her..and kept it moving. But by 1 am..she had called like 10 times!

By Wednesday morning  I was not particularly worried about how quickly to fuck her, but if she was crazy and obsessed. To cut long story short, I agreed to meet her in the evening. The date at a bar was short..I was literally fingering her by 11 pm, at which point she wanted to go clubbing (she was dressed like a slut). We went as advised to one seedy place. We left the club and quickly headed towards her place after a feeble protest from her that she didn't do this on a first date.

Upon getting her home, I stripped her naked- after feeble protests, and she slipped into sexy nighties. Sooner than later- they came off flying- as I fucked her standing in her kitchen, lounge and on the floor. She was a really bad bitch- literally crying and begging for a dick as I paid homage to our meeting 24 hours before. 

By 2.30 am, I left her house knowing clearly that she was a one timer; too risky to keep. I deleted her number and ignored her calls thereafter. She must be sulking now..but who cares. Got those text, Bitch!

From Ex to Stripper

Ok..this one sort of happened out of the blues. I was just fiddling around with the phone, and stumbled on the number of a London based ex- that had the shopping blues and scared me from the relationship back in the day. Now this bitch was one feisty fucker, but she was also quarrelsome and can sure make you go broke with her shopping habits. So I dumped her abruptly, and she hated me for it. She changed her numbers after calling me like 600 times in 2 days..oh well, we moved on: or so I thought.


Well, it was mid-last year that I saw the number and called up. She picked up, and basically we started from where she left. A little more mature, she was also richer and will hop on the plane in spite of warnings to her that I was seeing someone. She liked the challenged. So I picked up the gorgeous damsel with British accent at the airport few weeks later. We kissed passionately, like 2 years before..she was as beautiful as ever but gentler. But my heart was someone else now.

We got home, I dumped her in the guest room and first she wouldn't let and bingo, we just started screwing. Even though she had a light period going- we screwed our way all night and more. She cried while I fucked about how much she missed me- but I could care less. She was just a pussy.


But she has something special about her, even as I write..she was pretty, she had style but she had a low self esteem and knew how to hide it with feistiness! I also loved the British accent but also the craziness. So one last night we were going out, and she told me she was leaving for good..2 years after we last saw, we knew this may be it. She predicted I will marry whom I was seeing, and that I just needed to stop calling. So went out.


She was dressed in a short,white outfit like a whore. We went to this new large four dance floor club and we danced away. Into the car, I fingered her as we head to a strip club as she gave me a nice blow job. On getting to the club, I bought her couple of dances and I took some privately. One of the dancers will give me her number and off I was fucking that one about a week later (PS: A stripper that won't fuck on the first date..one pretty one, but shitty fucker).


After the night, I took my ex home and fucked her brains out while she dripped tears. This and the day I came from work to a nice doggy stand in memory for this trip. The first bitch I caught on tape fucking, is leaving me for good..but it was worth the treat. BITCH!