Sunday, December 17, 2017

2017- The Year of Tinder, and the Stable Bitches

2017 is almost drawing to a close, and if anything I have to remember this year as the year of fucking so many tinder girls and also having more stable rabble of bitches in my life. Just in the nation's capital, I have three stable chics: 1 Fulani Chic, 1 Hausa Babe and 1 Igbo girl (the girl through whom I have fucked eight friends: and counting!). The last one is a story for another day - I mean, Vic (real name) is a chic I met through a friend of hers whom I started fucking when she was just in university (may be 17 or 18) and who have fucked 8 chics through indirectly. They keep giving me their friend, and their friend give me their friend. Vic herself is a lesbian, and she keeps giving me her friends - so I'm not complaining. I fucked one recently actually, and they like telling her. Thinks it turns her on. Vic tho is one go getter babe- she is now into real estate. Horny as fuck, she is the one chic I eat her pussy. Clean as fuck, and yellow- she is one girl to die for. Even tho, she will fuck the next pole and I know it.

Ugo Ass Set Up
Speaking of tinder, yes- It seems Vic and I have a thing for it. I caught her on it recently which perhaps made me finally delete the damn thing. I mean, tinder turned me from recovering addict to a pure addict. Another thing is the level of desperation of tinder girls. This year alone, I fucked at least 40 tinder girls. My stats so far at the end of 2017: 198 Girls Fucked, Several 3somes and 2 Trains. Friends fucked? My specialty. LOL. Another specialty is video taking, I have 45 scenes at least and may be more of the 200 chics in my archives! LOL. Sometimes, the girls even send me their chics- and videos like Hope Amanda whom is doing so below..

Ugo Shakes It

The year begun with Emmanuela Ugo, a tinder bitch from PH who prides herself in being a Porn Star on Snapchat. Her into videos below is up. She was a lazy fuck, even though she makes so much noise. The girl is certified crazy, smokes joint like mad but not such a great fuck afterall- lazy, lazy , lazy. She has had 9 abortions! Only 24. Mad person I say.


 If you think this was the craziest fuck ever from 2017, then you're mistaken because it happened in January. The story of Amanda (Real Name: Hope Obianuju Iwuoha) is crazy. First spotted her with a huge behind in the club in Abuja. Ugly face but massive nice behind I must say. Wanting to tap it, I gave her my number and she by herself followed up. After badgering me repeatedly, she came to me one night just to fuck in one of my lodges. The bitch was dripping wet. I mean she was literally cumming on my dick..I mean mucus all hanging from my dick, sloppy wet. Being a great fuck, I planned to keep her like my 2017 plan called for. Bought her a phone, and then even paid for her mom's treatment. Then she struck, and stole my money when we met last. Let us just say, that is why you have her full name and pussy pics below now and of course her video is here - for your enjoyment. Mad girl. I have cut her off after she returned 10,000 or the 30,000 she took. #Bitch.

Hope Sent me This, when I bought her a Phone
Another Shot of Hope's Behind


 I have to say that Hope could be a sweet girl. She said she wanted to do reality show in the future but she is desperate. I guess this screws it for her.  She claims to be a student of Madonna university but I doubt it. A real hustler she is- and very dangerous. Sweet fuck as you can see though in this video uploaded:

https://smutr.com/v/13652/

 Shout out Bitch Thief!






 
If anything, Hope Amanda taught me to be more careful with chics in Nigeria. Poverty around here is desperate. People would do anything for money. One has to pick his battle. Hence my decision at year end to delete Tinder all together. I have at least a bank of 100 numbers, and probably 3-4 that I like to fuck. One desperate chic Freda is on there - see video below- pastor kid, and likes to keep fucking me too. So I think I can move on. Moreover, risk of being seen by responsible but irresponsible chics too..lol

2017 has been a helluva fuck year. I hope to be more responsible in 2018. Fuck more international. One chic in SA has been been begging for it for ages. She has begun to send videos. More on that next year. Also some exotic focus in 2018 and my threesome with 2 desperados in Abuja, 2 friends in Lagos and 3 outliers including one in Calabar need some 2018 steady check up.

#StayProtected








Saturday, July 8, 2017

A SexThief

Not sure why chics like to Steal these days. You fuck, I pay you then you rip me off? This Skank  I met at one Abuja club. Big fat ass but face is ugly as fuck. Her name is Iwuoha, Obianuju Hope. She came over first time after just few texts and bitch was dripping wet, warm pussy and creaming. Obviously a freak, she gets a good rip off from behind. After she leaves she starts begging for money to buy phone. I obliged being a good guy. Don't even know her from Adam, but heck- the poor needs help.

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After few weeks of buying her a phone, she start barraging my phone saying she loves me- fucker. I told her to fuck off. And then every now and then, she tries to call- quickly she earns the block treatment. Hoes have to keep to their lane. Anyway, she calls me couple of weeks ago saying her mother is going blind. I was broke but still helped. It was as such a surprise when last weekend while I was in Abuja she called to say she was around and wanted to fuck. Of course, I obliged even tho I was in no mood for ugly bitches. My No 1 and 2 were in town- pretty face and all but hey, we have to take one for the team. Only for the idiot to steal my money. This one na Sexthief. Ole. Enjoy her video- I have more coming. By the way, she attends Madonna University..

Speaking about girls and stealing. I took Concunbine 2 and her friend who introduced her to me, and who is her bisexual chic mate to celebrate  her 23rd birthday yesterday. Her friend was introduced by another model whom I met through an agency when she was only 18 and i used to bang quite often (see picture above- don't confuse with video). Long and short friend of Concubine 2 fucked me after friend  whose friend with above introduced her. Friend became jealous I guess from lavish attention on Concubine 2 last night and decided to steal my cologne. Let us just say i didnt find it funny and now my cologne is on way back. Why do girls steal?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Life on the Road & the Long Chain

Life has changed in the last 3-4 years when I ceased publishing stories on here regularly. I've started working as a mercenary of sort across Africa, frequenting various cities, meeting crazy French West African, Swahili, Zulus and bull shitter Anglophone chics. Africa is fun- with less than $50 you can unload a nice bucket of semen into a woman and she will thank you for it. of course you don't want to do that- these chics fuck anything with two legs and a third dangling between it. They have no loyalty; they fuck you, give you their friends and fuck your dad.



Speaking about giving friends, I've been part of this crazy multi-ryst, can't be tryst- for the past 3-4 years. It started with meeting this young 18 year old from a Page 3 advert in one local Nigerian newspaper.  Called her from my office in Yankee, and scheduled to see her when I landed in Naija.

I went straight to an airport hotel type in Lagos when I landed, and this lost tiny little girl that had insatiable appetite for sex and risk graced me. In the first night, I treated her impressionable self with a nice dinner, flipped on my Camera and fucked the shit outta her. She came like five times. After we were done, she wanted to introduce me to her friends. Wrong move. She was looking for sponsor, boyfriend, sugar daddy and pimp all rolled in one- and I offered her myself.

In quick order, TMA organized a party for her friends and mine, and before we could say Jack Robinson, my two friends (one from yankee) and I were in a club in Ikeja with them. It was fun. Her tiny self could barely handle the drinks even as she was so fiestily jealous of the attention we showered on two of her friends that came along with her. When we started going home, we figured to let her be quickly and focus on the two sober crazy chics with us.

At my friend's 3 bedroom home, we quickly put them in three rooms, and the fucking began. First my friend from Yankee went for the baddest of the bitches and that one with a hot body started collecting all kind of fuck. I was later to understand she was engaged to a white guy- who cares! When my Yankee friend finished, the naija one went in and rammed her good. In the mean time, I kept my own babe company so she won't spoil show. She was somewhat rowdy - saying we should stop fucking her friends.

After a minute of talking her into being calm, while I heard the bad friend moan and squirm from the two dicks she was getting, my naija guy knocked on my door and signaled it was my turn, I quickly scampered out to find my yankee girl already trying to fuck the better chic in a third room while the bad girlfriend of TMA was waiting for me butt naked and backing the air. I wasted no time as I heard my babe complaining loud that I should not fuck her friend. Who cares? All y'all fucked up. I slipped my dick in her juicy bad friend who moaned in response in no time. I offloaded, cleaned up and soon went to the third room. Apparently the chic there had resisted my yankee friend, I in no time told him to leave and went on to persuade her. After few minutes, I fucked her. She couldn't withstand the sweet tongue. She was tight and not wet but she allowed me a few strokes and I dumped a second round in her before cleaning up and heading to TMA.

When I got back in, my friend was already fingering TMA. Which gave me the better excuse to fuck her friends the more. After he excused us, I went ahead to fuck her raw as well. Who cares if she got pregnant. Heck this stupid chic already had two abortions. Her brother disvirgined and impregnated her she told me. Stupid girl goes to Deeper Life and yet can fuck a bottle. Messed up chic. She also told me how her cousins and relatives fucked her from a very young age. Mine was the least.

Fast forward to the morning - with 3 girls fucked, we woke them up and took them to the motor park. We gave them TP and that was it. I cant remember - couldnt be more than $10 each. Cheap diploma chics. Those were good times, before Lagos girls started demanding $50 on the back of oil boom. LOL

But this was not the end. For months TMA won't talk to me. She insisted I fucked her friends against her wish until I finally begged for forgiveness. Whatever tho- she came looking for me next time with her girl Xsti whom she had been taunting me with. First time, they both came into the hotel she slept in my bed with her and didn't allow me touch. It was a torment, but I scored an easy one- I got Xsti number. I followed up with a call and one call led to another including Xsti's resistance herself and we started being familiar even tho no fucking. Xsti was a broadcast/actress chic with big boobs. Ol boy did I want to fuck her for a long time. After a while, she came one day with another friend (Warfi) , who was lesbo I think. Xsti introduced her friend, and then proceeded to pretend this was another chase.

But I knew instinctively the moment she walked that she was horny. As Warfi watched, I then proceeded to fuck Xsti for the first time. Making girl number 3 from TMA to me. Even then, Warfi and I quickly exchanged numbers even as she watched me fuck her friend. I fingered her quickly also under the sheets while Xsti went to clean up and also while Xsti slept. In any case, the very next day - Warfi came and I fucked her good also - all by herself. She was one annoying chic- talked too much and quite skinny but could suck a mean dick. Lets call her Girl Number 4 from TMA's long chain.

It took another 4 months for Xsti to bring me another chic when my boy Mortar called a Friday Night out. The new chic (Yella) was given off to one of our third wheel Rambo that night but I also collected her number. She was the finest ever. Lets just say it took a week for me to be fucking the living day light out of Yella who became Girl Number 5 from TMA's long chain. I won't fail to say that Warfi fucked Mortar that night when we first met Yella. Today, I probably fuck Yella more than all 6 (and she has gone onto give me chics of her own- story for another day) but not until I got a seventh add-on to the chain.

The seventh was interesting because TMA, Xsti and Yella bragged about her and how I need to fuck this chic we would call Rivers. Rivers was supposedly a lesbian partner of both Yella and Xsti. She was lesbian first and so was tight. In fact Yella claimed she introduced her to fucking boys. I have to say she was the most innocent, sweet person I ever met. Just late in 2016 we met up when Xsti as usual the connector par excellence brought her with her. First night was easy. I fucked them both with same condom- meaning they fucked before. They didn't even complain. It was the best night ever. Two lesbians sharing one man is always seamless. No jealousy. 

I have to confess tho that Rivers being younger was sweeter. She moaned better. Body was better and one couldnt ask for a better fuck. I ensured to call her back more often than others and today she is my official default chic when I'm in Lag. I have to say she is also not greedy like the rest. Never counts money when she collects it- she is a sweet person and I can easily impregnate her if I have a mind to and not mind. A keeper, she fucks good, smells good and kisses like an expert. I may be secretly in love with her unlike greedy Yella who loves money like mad and would pretend she doesn't fuck the whole crew- hate her!

Next time, I gotta give two gist on the road in Africa - Liberia, the Ghana Night to Remember , the Cameroonian Captain and the Kenyan Troublesome Twos. Love Africa.


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