These Club Fucks

I was not pathetically good at finishing off club freaks in my hey days. Short of one slaughter here or there, it was generally inconsistent. I do better with chance meetings at airports, public places, parking lots or even at events than clubs. But my success rate of recent has been alarming. Especially when I visit the US.

One of such fucks was the one I landed about two years ago at a Toney Htown club frequented by my peeps. The girl Krys was sexy as fuck. Everything about her dripped, "I'm fuckable". She was with her sis when we met. Her sister was drunk but you could tell she was the wet one. I followed up on her and exchanged numbers. She is divorcee, one of those crazy ones with kids and all.

I got her to my crib, too her out and came back to do some blistering fucking. She was slippery and dripping all over. After two or three fucks, she started becoming greedy tho..think she has been hanging out around your people. Anyway, I quickly discharged her. But go to lay her every now and then. Recently I smashed her at a nice hotel near town, and she wanted to get paid. These girls.

The Stripper...with 7 kids!

Another one was a stripper I met in another neighborhood. I was with another of my recent Jamo additions who was introduced by a mutual friend(story for another day). I'm certain this stripper is looking for me now, cos I supposedly -"owe her a gift". Let us say, she is dreaming. Oh well, I smashed her on New Years eve, and came back . She is a mother of 7! Scary shit, but she hot as hell.  She is on some shit tho, and likes being spoilt by super rich boys. Not my cup of tea. I fucked and dumped her after twice meeting. Worth it tho.

The story went down that she refused at second instance to fuck unless I gave her something. After dining I fingered her in a pant less outfit in the car and realized how wet she was. After much toasting we got a room, and banged our brains out. She is still expecting a gift. 

A more recent quick hit and run was this massive ass chic I met at the parking lot of an upscale joint on a week day. The girl is into hair and stuff, and she had quite the back side that look smashable. Upon talking tho , I realized she is also divorced and looking for something permanent which I can't offer. Anyway..I figured I needed to hit it regardless.

Chic with Massive Ass..now you understand..lol

Long story short, after one month thru the test and bull shit this girl unveiled her entire freedom to me. She called me up one day at work and said, "do you want to do lunch?" You could tell she was horny as fuck, as she haven't been calling me. Well, I obliged as I was beginning to get frustrated at waiting for her to give it up. Upon meeting at a local diner, you can tell she was focused on getting dicked.

She talked me into dropping her off at my apartment after we bought some Moet. And then she went off. She took off the entire stuff, and started playing with JT. Even my roommate entered and she didn't stop. Then she asked that I dive in the pussy while she played with the twat and my dick for like 30 mins. She was moaning and splattering; she was crazy.

After all that, I slipped on a condom and proceeded to fuck that pussy in every way I could. It was nice waiting for, but I have since dismissed the nonsense! Can you imagine the idiot want me to bring her food at work? What impudence! ???

Next Up..these Jamo things. My fake Trini and Real Jamo runs.

Break in Transmission...ma bad.

My people, sorry for the break in transmission. I promise, I'm not talking of Ebola even though people are scared as shit in the entire West Africa. It has been nearly a year and hal since I updated these pages. And I've been busy fucking as usual. Chei..God forgive me.

Bitches are dumb. They will fuck you if they think they can extract shit from you. But as a sharp guy with lots of babe knocking, fuck and waka is my policy. Where do I start, is it the Jamo chic I fcked after she moved to H or he friend that fcked me after she met us together? Is it the chic my buddy brought and we ran a threesome on, and who is now begging for it on the DL. The galleria chic I met at OTC is mad, tried to hook up with her again but I had load to fck at OTC this year and missed. She started raining abuses on me via text-blocked! LOL. Birthday girl is also gone now, she is fckin some guy now called Husband. poor guy; but not until I flew her to Vegas and fck the crap out of her. Big Girl is still fcking i.e. North Carolina, as is TC. They won't go away, pussy is stuck for life! Got two regulars in LasGidi too now; may be just added one..story for today.



My African tryst are crazier. East Africa was the shiznit, the girls over there will fuck anything and they crave Nigerian dicks. Got me some massive asses in a space of one week in three countries. Shit! That place is not good for popes. And ol boy, the girls are cheap. Drop $20 for cab fare and they keep thanking you the world over. They won't go away too!

Not been in Douala for a minute, but the capital keeps on delivering. There is this massive ass uniformed bitch that almost broke my back the last time. Five hours marathon session. Got it on film and then it got corrupted. Oh snap! I tried to recover the file ; which it did but not seamlessly. Ghana is another one, is it the quickie before I got on a flight. Or the twosome my bud die gave me, and one that came all the way to yankee to screw me. Chei! Then there is the hotel whore. Ghana is too easy but I stay away for the fear of Ebola.

Naija, o naija and her runs babe. One time, I had the luck of running into these foursome bitches at a Lekki club; including a sibling. I fucked all four when it was all said and done. But only one is still on the dial today. That one even said she is down for a porno movie. Massive ass too! That yansh is to die for, only that she took like money.




My most recent one is the gist for the day. So this chic I met at a joint more than two years ago. I was there with my then Las-Gidi regular; a really pretty but uncolorful chic. I mean this chic is so cute but had no personality. So she can pretty much be ignored until you wanna fck. Story for another day. Well, we're in the club, and I sight this pretty thang. Looked like a hooker but not too sure. Tatoo all over, you can tell she stayed in the West before. I approached her and bought a drink, she accepted and we exchanged numbers. As suspected, she had an accent.

Fast forward, two years later. We tried to meet several times, no success. So I just called her when JT wanted to be fed. She obliged immediately even though she left her dad's church from revival (pastor's kids!). Ordered a cab and came over. Still pretty as ever but with some weight on, I ordered her food and drinks and she was game the moment she entered. Let us just say this chic was a certified freak.

Once the lights went off, she brought out her toy (well prepared) and started playing. The ass was massive..and she was ready.  I fucked the massive ass from behind, ploughed her in all types of ways that the condom broke twice. While I'm sure she got some of my sperm in her, she is a big girl and can handle the consequences. I quickly deployed both times and sanitized cos these girls aint loyal.

She woke me up on the day I left LG with a nice BJ and rough sex to top. Let us just say she is my newest regular. Bad girl; daddy must be proud! Ashawo. 


PS: Next time, I will tell you the tale of the girls of Rio or Dubai? Or perhaps my girls of Sun. Or my LasGidi club solo club pick up now turn ex and current regulars. Or the crazy H Teases(shout out to the chicken heads!)  Lots of story, so we need to bunch these fck fests into groupies! Hmm!

My list have no exceeded hundred. 200 here we cum. Bitches need a good dick.