Monday, May 13, 2013

Galleria Fuck..LOL!

Okay, so it was the popular OTC week and I flew to Houston to participate. All my African folks were in town last week as usual and I joined the fray. Quick hope was Lagos-IAH, and some chics were heartbroken..but heck, who cares?

So I was just window shopping and rear ending some nice looking bitches, as I headed back to the car when I saw this fine thang. First I moved on.but upon coming past she smell good and I figure she was needy- you know the aura. Just about entering the car- I hollered. First she had the fake British/African accent- yellow as funk, she had a big ass and big boobs. I figured she is naija..she said she was mixed (Trinidad and Nigerian! LOL). Who cares? After busting nuts.. you could be from space for all I cared.



My goal was to figure how to fuck this Bitch within 24 hours, as I leave on Friday (met her on Tuesday). And she made it really easy. First she kept calling me like crazy that first night after turning down an invite to join me at a party. She wanted me to join her....lol,I laugh. Why would I? I probably fucked like half of your home girls before and can't afford that introduction! I ignored her..and kept it moving. But by 1 am..she had called like 10 times!

By Wednesday morning  I was not particularly worried about how quickly to fuck her, but if she was crazy and obsessed. To cut long story short, I agreed to meet her in the evening. The date at a bar was short..I was literally fingering her by 11 pm, at which point she wanted to go clubbing (she was dressed like a slut). We went as advised to one seedy place. We left the club and quickly headed towards her place after a feeble protest from her that she didn't do this on a first date.

Upon getting her home, I stripped her naked- after feeble protests, and she slipped into sexy nighties. Sooner than later- they came off flying- as I fucked her standing in her kitchen, lounge and on the floor. She was a really bad bitch- literally crying and begging for a dick as I paid homage to our meeting 24 hours before. 

By 2.30 am, I left her house knowing clearly that she was a one timer; too risky to keep. I deleted her number and ignored her calls thereafter. She must be sulking now..but who cares. Got those text, Bitch!

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